December 2010
71 posts
Don’t Blow It →
On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here…
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From Mommy to Mummy
hellyeahitssusie:
3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me” We only have 1 Mom. I...
From Mommy to Mummy
hellyeahitssusie:
3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me” We only have 1 Mom. I...
What Is Ours Is Ours →
Ask me anything anonymously and I’ll never tell.
The Last.fm On Earth →
I wouldn’t ____________ if it was the Last.fm on Earth.
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You are in a dark room cubicle with a man and he...
Very quickly turn the lights back off.
Armed & Dangerous. Ask me anything. I’ll do a video response- but only if you ask me to.
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What's your favourite curry?
Korma- paneer korma to be precise.
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Tax the stupid people!
Isn’t that how it works?
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What's the most annoying accent?
Def people.
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Have you ever hacked into your mum's bank account...
Uhm, no. Is that what YOU do? Let’s do lunch.
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Who's more annoying? Katie Price or PAris Hilton?
I don’t know Katie Price. I have met Paris Hilton. I like her… So FUCK OFF… Kidding.
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Are you a romantic?
I am THE hopeful romantic.
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Would you ever do porn?
Uh uh.
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You are sat next to Michelle Obama at Prince...
Laugh hysterically. Then, I’d point to Prince William too. LOL!
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You are in a dark room cubicle with a man and he...
Very quickly turn the lights back off.
Armed & Dangerous. Ask me anything. I’ll do a video response- but only if you ask me to.
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Not having a car is depressing. It makes me want a...
Way to look for that silver lining. Do all you can to get a car. I couldn’t drive anywhere for a while either. It was TOTALLY depressing. I felt like Rapunzel trapped in the tower. It really makes a difference. Don’t let the situation go on for too long, it really is a bummer. Sending oodles of good luck to you so you can go ahead and make your car driving a reality. You can do...
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What do you know about the Jewish religion? Did...
I study some of the very old religions just for my own edification. I know a moderate amount about the Jewish Religion, thanks to my mum. Best dinner of my life was at a seder. Truly incredible.
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it just occurred to me my grade school french...
I’d say they’re pretty high. #InAPerfectWorld
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Would you ever donate bone marrow to a friend who...
When it comes to invasive surgery to save someone else’s life, I don’t put any stock in relations. Some people have really disappointed me- even after knowing them for years. I’d be REALLY reluctant to give bone marrow to anybody. If I were married (and in love- OBVIOUSLY), I’d donate bone marrow to my hubby. If we had little ones, then I’d do it for them. Anyone...