January 2011
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It’s Just Me →
As I stood in my shower letting the hot water pummel my thirsty skin, I had this series of thoughts: It has been written many times that we are never given more than we can handle. I wonder: Does…
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The State Of CA is a hungry cougar that wants u to...
Just received this email from one of my sources:
Let’s be very careful to not give the state of CA any more of our money.
Subject: Important Notice: HUGE California Traffic Tickets Fines Effective 01/06/2011
Please be extremely careful in your driving and car registration & insurance matters. State of California is broke and they are trying hard to squeeze all of us hard to collect money....
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Email to a friend from years ago I found...
ugh. horrible night…. Sorry I dropped off the face of the planet there. My mobile was blowing up and I was totally trying to keep it together- I was in the car with my bf and his friend/roomate when I was talking to you. After hours of cuddling, hugging and kissing at the Quincenerra we were at, when we got back to our friend [name of the friend]’s parents home, my bf tells me that...
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Email I just sent to my Mum
We should get some coffee stencils. Here are some ideas for some we may find useful. We might have to make them ourselves but… Whatever.
Stop your complaining, Bitch.
Nobody gives a Gawad damn.
None of us like you.
Poison. (has a skull & crossbones)
Drink me.
Eat me.
Here you go, You Lazy Cunt.
Again, these are just a few ideas. You may even find a few of these you want to use...
THE TIME IS NOW. →
2011: No one can stop the tide.
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The fuck outta here with that speculum
Well, I’ve just eeked through the door to my flat from my annual check up. Bloodwork for everything, HIV, stirrups, the whole 9 and I feel like the chicken that was used to make soup.
I couldn’t have asked for more empathetic doctors. My doctor and her assistant- both females, were incredibly kind and unearthly patient with me. To my credit, I did NOT hyperventilate and black...
Nevermore →
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
