January 2012
47 posts
December 2011
147 posts
… And a partridge in a pear tree. →
5 Gifts I Didn’t Get This Christmas That I Want Next Year: A subscription to MAD MAGAZINE A stocking full of: All the latest Gummy candy, at least four of only the creamy cheese packets from Kraft or…
Come Craft With Mark Montano in LA →
We’re making things with paper!
Come and play.
I will be there in all my hand crafted greeting card glory.
Hurry up and wait.
Suddenly inspired to consult my life cycle, I have come to the conclusion that it may be more auspicious to release my nonfiction book a month later than I planned. This changes everything. Perceived an immediate wash of relief and excitement. I feel so inspired.
Effect > affected.
Me: It smells like pee.
Her: It smells like poop.
(LONG PAUSE)
Me: It smells like pee.
(HALF AN HOUR LATER)
Her: It smells like poop.
“It’s like discovering frozen yogurt and never going back to ice cream.”
– Mum
Me: Mom, will you make one cookie for me with no almond on top?
Mom: No.
What I’m missing like crazy right now: teasing a doggie with the vacuum cleaner. LOL.
